002. I suppose a “writer” has an idea to portray, an unspoken obligation to communicate experience with readers, and a series of neuronal chatter to translate into the language(s) of their choosing. But who am I kidding. I don’t have the patience to create well formed narrative for the sake of assuaging the literary inclinations of either the proletariat or the bourgeoisie. I like creating quick shots of verbal potency, drinking them down thought by thought and effortlessly ascending into a state of semantic intoxication. Quick shots that send me into a dizzying visions of meaning woven with metaphorical intrigue. If this conveys a deeper meaning, great. If this aptly describes a cultural practice, great. The process though, it is inevitably more interesting and life affirming.
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Reflections On Coffee Sobriety
16. Nov, 2009
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She Speaks “Sex and the City”
01. Oct, 2008
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Surprise, I’m An Iraq War Veteran
22. Apr, 2009
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A Peep Show Around The Tidal Basin
31. Mar, 2009
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“That Makes My Uterus Ache,” She Said
21. Oct, 2008
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Wii Rock, Wii Bowl
15. Oct, 2008
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Dating (Including Deal Breakers), Version 2009.1
07. Jul, 2009
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What Did I Pack For 6-8 Months Of Travel?
30. Oct, 2008
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Recession Dating
08. Apr, 2009
- My First Dream About A Blogger 24. Apr, 2009
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Forget Diamonds, Cupcakes Are The Way To A Woman’s Heart
22. Sep, 2008
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100 Words Every Word Lover Should Know
16. Feb, 2009
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How I Lost My Virginity
03. Mar, 2009
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The Great Snowpocalypse Peep Show Of 2009
19. Dec, 2009
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Shock Doctrine, Shot Doctrine
03. Oct, 2008
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A Haircut To Remember
27. Oct, 2008
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- You’ll Never Believe This. Or Maybe You Will. 24. Mar, 2009
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I Ran The Army Ten-Miler Today, Now Let Me Explain
05. Oct, 2008
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What Would Austin Powers Do?
14. Nov, 2008
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Big Ass (Drunk) Russians
15. Jan, 2009
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Breastfeeding, Undead Jobs, And Is Neil Patrick Harris Gay?
07. Sep, 2010
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A Lazy Sunday And The Discovery Of Roasted Coffee Beans
05. Sep, 2010
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An Absurd Secret Desire
03. Sep, 2010
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One Business Closer To Rent Hikes, Luxury Pet Boutiques, And Maserati Inspired Baby Strollers
01. Sep, 2010
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Thoughts On Restoring Honor, The Glenn Beck Way
30. Aug, 2010
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One Man’s Perspective On The “Restoring Honor” Rally
29. Aug, 2010
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If This Series Of Photographs Describes Your Work Week
26. Aug, 2010
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(Blank) Uck Tuesday
24. Aug, 2010
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Conversational Memoirs Of A Distracted Pseudo-Librarian
22. Aug, 2010
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You’re A Totally Smart Great Groovy Workhorse!
18. Aug, 2010
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How To Make Bachelor Cookies
17. Aug, 2010
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I Heart Gentrification, Street Art
15. Aug, 2010
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Evolutionary Psychology & Post-Coital Coffee
13. Aug, 2010
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An Answer To A Question We’ve All Asked
10. Aug, 2010
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A Palace Of Wonders
05. Aug, 2010
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CC: Common Sense
03. Aug, 2010
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Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept
29. Jul, 2010
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Breastfeeding, Young Grasshopper, Is All The Rage
28. Jul, 2010
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Fringe Love : Five Reasons To Fringe
26. Jul, 2010
- A Five Minute Exercise In The Reconstitution Of Absurdity 22. Jul, 2010
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A Tuesday Morning Pre-Caffeinated Montage Of Words, And Like Stuff
21. Jul, 2010
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Fringe Love : Give Them Vagina
19. Jul, 2010
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Fringe Love : Logic, Luck, And Love
14. Jul, 2010
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What Does Your Future Hold?
14. Jul, 2010
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Speed Dating And The Potato Chip That Resembled A Vagina (Part I)
12. Jul, 2010
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