053. Gatlingburg & Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (USA)
I know I’m entering the South – the bible belt – because there are crosses everywhere. Crosses dot the hillsides, billboards spread the message. And look, there’s a large confederate flag perched on a hill.
Could I ever live in the South, the non-urban South? Places like Rainbow City (AL) or Strawberry Fields (TN)? No. But I don’t mind visiting the South, especially places like Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.
There are so many tourist traps. At least ten pancake houses and mini-golf courses, theatres of all sorts, a variety of museums, including the Museum Of Salt & Pepper Shakers and the Titanic Museum (Attraction). A Mellow Mushroom every few miles. And don’t forget the dentist disapproved sweets shops.
Remember, if you’re looking for a trap, don’t forget this simple code: US-441.
Tired of humanity trying to rearrange your finances? Did I mention the Great Smoky Mountains National Park is close too?