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04/13/2010

Speed Dating And The Potato Chip That Resembled A Vagina (Part I)

It’s hard to tell a group of people that the potato chip you’re holding, an abnormally folded, crispy, extra-greasy potato chip, looks like a vagina. It’s ridiculously impossible to tell one person. I tried. Five times. Two months ago my friend convinced me to try speed dating. Implacably single and a strong believer in suffering [...]

Location : Unknown
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04/14/2010

What Does Your Future Hold?

How the hell would I know?!?

Location : Unknown
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04/21/2010

A Tuesday Morning Pre-Caffeinated Montage Of Words, And Like Stuff

I’ve got nine minutes to write something before my boss and co-workers, incredibly gifted at correlating consistently arriving at work “on time” with productivity at work, wonder why I’m not sitting in front of my computer.  That’s another post. Yesterday, with the added pressure of my work ethic consistently being called into question, I jumped [...]

Location : Unknown

04/22/2010

A Five Minute Exercise In The Reconstitution Of Absurdity

Amidst the lethargy of familiarity and routine my thoughts diffuse into bokah dots of curiosity . The everyday becomes blurry.  Slowly, and with whimsical delight, I move away from the protocol of the everyday into a diffused and unfocused splotch of imagination. What if I could only say one word per day? “Good morning, [F]oxymoron,” [...]

Location : Unknown
Fringe Love : Five Reasons To Fringe

04/26/2010

Fringe Love : Five Reasons To Fringe

Number 1 : You might win prizes. You’ll definitely laugh. And you’ll delve into pop culture history, likely laughing at the humorous dissonance caused by the reinterpretation of ads from a bygone era of quaint American femininity and brazen American machisimo. Number 2 : When looking for love in a world that consistently conspires to [...]

Location : Unknown
Breastfeeding, Young Grasshopper, Is All The Rage

04/28/2010

Breastfeeding, Young Grasshopper, Is All The Rage

(Digital photography is awesome!) Approximately half the population has boobs. Some boobs are used for good, some boobs are used for evil. Public tweets are now being archived by the Library of Congress. Some people tweet for good, some people tweet for evil. And Monday night, while sitting on our nation’s great green experiment in [...]

Location : Unknown
Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept

04/29/2010

Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept

Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to infiltrate a place of employment and acquire a paycheck.  This blog post will self-destruct upon closing this browser.  Good luck Agent (Most Likely) Anonymous.

Location : Unknown
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07/13/2010

Lonely Planet: Stories About Road Trips, Travel…

The Capital Fringe Festival is now in full swing, and that means a Rubick’s cube of endless entertainment, at least until July 25, 2010.  Have you heard of SpeakeasyDC?  If not, then don’t worry if you miss ‘em during the Fringe Festival.  They’re going to be around entertaining DC folks for a long time.  (But [...]

Location : Town Danceboutique (Washington, DC)
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07/17/2010

Fringe Love : Logic, Luck, And Love

This year my goal is to see at least four Fringe Festival shows, and “Logic, Luck, and Love” is one of them.  I mean, who hasn’t been in logic, in luck, or in love… which brings up a good question.  Are they compatible?  I have my own story about that, but I’ll save it for [...]

Location : Goethe Institut / Gallery
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07/24/2010

Fringe Love : Give Them Vagina

I’ve been told Vijai Nathan is one seriously funny woman.  This weekend I intend to witness the hilarity up close and personal during, “Give Them Vagina : Tips From Mom, Dad, & COSMO,” a one-woman comedy about boobs, barbies, spanx, and porn.  I like vagina.  I like comedy.  I like the arts.  Why wouldn’t I [...]

Location : Chief Ike's Mambo Room

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Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept

Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept

Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to infiltrate a place of employment and acquire a paycheck.  This blog post will self-destruct upon closing this browser.  Good luck Agent (Most Likely) Anonymous.

What Does Your Future Hold?

tarot-card-ace-of-pentacles

How the hell would I know?!?

I Could Post About My Vacation And The Fireworks

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But I’m not that kind of guy.

Brother From Another Planet

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Yet another tourist trying to understand DC’s Metro system.

Breastfeeding, Young Grasshopper, Is All The Rage

Breastfeeding, Young Grasshopper, Is All The Rage

(Digital photography is awesome!) Approximately half the population has boobs. Some boobs are used for good, some boobs are used for evil. Public tweets are now being archived by the Library of Congress. Some people tweet for good, some people tweet for evil. And Monday night, while sitting on our nation’s great green experiment in [...]

Fringe Love : Five Reasons To Fringe

Fringe Love : Five Reasons To Fringe

Number 1 : You might win prizes. You’ll definitely laugh. And you’ll delve into pop culture history, likely laughing at the humorous dissonance caused by the reinterpretation of ads from a bygone era of quaint American femininity and brazen American machisimo. Number 2 : When looking for love in a world that consistently conspires to [...]

A Five Minute Exercise In The Reconstitution Of Absurdity

Amidst the lethargy of familiarity and routine my thoughts diffuse into bokah dots of curiosity . The everyday becomes blurry.  Slowly, and with whimsical delight, I move away from the protocol of the everyday into a diffused and unfocused splotch of imagination. What if I could only say one word per day? “Good morning, [F]oxymoron,” [...]

beads-massaging-your-eyeballs

A Tuesday Morning Pre-Caffeinated Montage Of Words, And Like Stuff

I’ve got nine minutes to write something before my boss and co-workers, incredibly gifted at correlating consistently arriving at work “on time” with productivity at work, wonder why I’m not sitting in front of my computer.  That’s another post. Yesterday, with the added pressure of my work ethic consistently being called into question, I jumped [...]

dc-fringe-festival-button-2010-on-blue

Fringe Love : Give Them Vagina

I’ve been told Vijai Nathan is one seriously funny woman.  This weekend I intend to witness the hilarity up close and personal during, “Give Them Vagina : Tips From Mom, Dad, & COSMO,” a one-woman comedy about boobs, barbies, spanx, and porn.  I like vagina.  I like comedy.  I like the arts.  Why wouldn’t I [...]

dc-fringe-festival-button-2010-and-lucky-charms

Fringe Love : Logic, Luck, And Love

This year my goal is to see at least four Fringe Festival shows, and “Logic, Luck, and Love” is one of them.  I mean, who hasn’t been in logic, in luck, or in love… which brings up a good question.  Are they compatible?  I have my own story about that, but I’ll save it for [...]