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Breastfeeding, Young Grasshopper, Is All The Rage
(Digital photography is awesome!) Approximately half the population has boobs. Some boobs are used for good, some boobs are used for evil. Public tweets are now being archived by the Library of Congress. Some people tweet for good, some people tweet for evil. And Monday night, while sitting on our nation’s great green experiment in [...]
Fringe Love : Five Reasons To Fringe
Number 1 : You might win prizes. You’ll definitely laugh. And you’ll delve into pop culture history, likely laughing at the humorous dissonance caused by the reinterpretation of ads from a bygone era of quaint American femininity and brazen American machisimo. Number 2 : When looking for love in a world that consistently conspires to [...]
A Five Minute Exercise In The Reconstitution Of Absurdity
Amidst the lethargy of familiarity and routine my thoughts diffuse into bokah dots of curiosity . The everyday becomes blurry. Slowly, and with whimsical delight, I move away from the protocol of the everyday into a diffused and unfocused splotch of imagination. What if I could only say one word per day? “Good morning, [F]oxymoron,” [...]
A Tuesday Morning Pre-Caffeinated Montage Of Words, And Like Stuff
I’ve got nine minutes to write something before my boss and co-workers, incredibly gifted at correlating consistently arriving at work “on time” with productivity at work, wonder why I’m not sitting in front of my computer. That’s another post. Yesterday, with the added pressure of my work ethic consistently being called into question, I jumped [...]
Fringe Love : Give Them Vagina
I’ve been told Vijai Nathan is one seriously funny woman. This weekend I intend to witness the hilarity up close and personal during, “Give Them Vagina : Tips From Mom, Dad, & COSMO,” a one-woman comedy about boobs, barbies, spanx, and porn. I like vagina. I like comedy. I like the arts. Why wouldn’t I [...]
Fringe Love : Logic, Luck, And Love
This year my goal is to see at least four Fringe Festival shows, and “Logic, Luck, and Love” is one of them. I mean, who hasn’t been in logic, in luck, or in love… which brings up a good question. Are they compatible? I have my own story about that, but I’ll save it for [...]
Posted on 29. Jul, 2010 





